We're not selling any headphones

Read in the news today that we're launching a brand of headphones. Surprise to us, since this is not correct.

We are not a company. We do not create headphones. We do not have any deal with any company to create headphones or anything like that. We've seen some pictures of these alleged headphones from us - and they look great since they have a cool logo. But they have nothing officially to do with us. And that's fine. They aren't saying it neither, it's the media that is.

This might confuse some people: we're pirates but we still have good taste. Wearing pirate headphones is way to obvious for us. We wear our shirts underneath our sweaters (let's just say it's cold where we live). Headphones don't fit underneath our helmets when we drive our super fast motorbikes neither. And who needs headphones when we teleport music into our brains using much newer technology anyhow, doh...

We have no issue of people using anything regarding TPB. The logo, the name, do whatever you want. You can claim to be us. If you're an asshole, we'll tell the world you're one. But it's your right to be that asshole, we won't sue you over it.

We will however never stop being amazed at how media is selling companies semi-working PR campaigns as facts without talking to anyone who's being mentioned in it as a partner. Well played marketers, you know how much the media hates doing factual research. Well played.

(PS, we hope someone will make a 3d copy of the headphones for the physibles section. The only original pirate headphones are copies.)